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Set list of fireworks at this year’s 4th of July celebration

BOOM
BOOM (we get it)
Mardi Gras
Shine Bright Like a Diamond 
Ghost Sperm
Pig Tails
Red! White! Blue!
Fizzywig
Fairy Dust
Naval Battlefield
Water Fountain
Big Red
Roaring 20’s
Crazy Uncle Sam
Ffffffst
Tootsie
Donut with sprinkles
Just kidding BOOM
Rocket’s red glare
Ooooh Ahhhhh
Screen Saver
Malfunction fountain
Sprite not 7up
Blue Snowflake with shiver
A-bomb Nucleus
Weeping willow by the lake
Christmas in July
Greenbay Packers
Hothouse Tomato
SpaceX Launch on repeat
Fake Finale
Ah Cha Cha!
Grandma’s Jewels
Fresh mowed grass
Ferns from Pandora
Angel Halo
Angel Piss
Angel Fart
Whiz Bang!
Fuck Yeah America!
Lost in your eyes
Deploy the cyborg spacecraft
Spill the Table Salt
Low Zinnia
Titty tassels
Magic IS Real
Burn-a-dette Peters in Annie Get Your Gun
Princess Diana and her landmines
Timelapse of a white dwarf
Horsehead Nebula 
Gallagher’s Watermelon
Heaven’s hell
Screaming banshees
Into the Eternal Unknown
Holy Fucking Ghost!
God?
BOOM
Traditional Finale 

Omen of Joy

Humans are Cavemen